Vote for Hope!!!

Good Morning,

My name is Joe Bamah, and I’d like to be your airline pilot for this flight. Now I know there are a lot you out there who aren’t too happy with the way previous pilots have been flying us around. I know you’ve been hoping for a new way of flying. I am here because I too believe we can change the very way airline flights are done.

I know there are a lot of cynical people out there who want to scare you by saying that someone with more experience flying planes should be the pilot, but I ask you, what has all their years up there in the cockpit done for them? Has it meant that your plane has arrived on time? There are those out there without hope. They say that my flight simulator “experience” isn’t enough. But has their “experience” given you flights free from turbulence?

I offer you hope for change you can believe in. I haven’t been contaminated by the hours of association with the comforts of the captain’s seat. I haven’t had my hope drained by countless take-offs and landings. I won’t be held captive by their so-called laws of aeronautics. I will fly us through beautiful skies with the smoothness made possible by a complete lack of experience.

Vote for Joe Bamah. I am not a pilot so you can trust me to fly.